You decide to get a better grasp of your surroundings, starting with the nearby shelves. You investigate a number of the DVDs at random - "Schindler's Lust", "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter Gives Head", "Edward Penishands", "(We Did It) While You Were Sleeping", "The Schlong Remains the Same", nothing too outrageous, until... oh dear lord - is that even legal? "My word!", you exclaim! In your final moments, you hear the shattering of glass, and everything goes dark... *** You have popped your monocle prematurely *** [Try again from the beginning]