A lot of things about this situation are a bit strange. The sand. The Tiger Sauce. The nudity. Number one, though, has to go to the surgically attached monocle. Delicately at first, you try to remove it. It's held firmly in place with a ring of skin. Unfortunately, the more you pull at it, the tighter it seems to grasp at your eye socket. "Oh, balderdash", you sigh. If you want to remove this thing, you're going to have to try something more creative. [Forget about sleeping, and try to get up] [Attempt to destroy the monocle]