That's it! You decide you're not putting up with this monocle for a moment longer! Unable to simply remove the monocle, you now attempt to destroy it. Without really thinking about what you're doing, you get to your feet and emit a feral scream - an endless, uninterrupted scream that seems to express all the discomfort you feel about this bizarre situation. Your monocle begins to vibrate... You feel faint, and then, quite soon afterwards, you feel nothing at all. *** You have popped your monocle prematurely *** [Try again from the beginning]