You have some trouble getting up, but finally manage to do it. It looks like you're in a porn shop! You look around, at first you see nothing out of the ordinary (besides the bottles of delicious Luzianne Tiger Sauce, and of course, shelves and shelves of fine pornography) but then you spot a baby-shaped melon on the counter and your mind quickly homes in on it, as if called by it.

Suddenly, the cold air fills with the annoying sound of sirens - the room is lit up in a red glow by a couple of dirty looking lamps lining one of the walls. A buzzing sound is heard. There are cameras in each corner of the room and they're all being turned towards you. The whole situation reminds you of a certain German movie with a certain Jürgen Prochnow in the lead. For a second you feel like a movie star, but you quickly shake that sick thought off your blurry mind.

[Examine the pornography]
[Approach melon-baby]
[Get down to hide from the cameras]