"Oi!" it exclaims from below - "I was enjoying that! I know we're part of the same thing'an'all, but come on! You can't have both bits!" "Ominous! You have attained the power of speech! And sense of shared ownership!" you reply, bewildered by the one-eyed fiend. "With all due respect, I believe this is the most approapriate place for the hat to reside. You have no need for such a thing, dear trouser snake." "Yeah, I guess you're right", it decides. "Yeah. I guess you're right", the one-eyed devil repeats. You grow disturbed by the second reference of your penis as a 'One-eyed' creature, and ponder just how the hat, which feels so much better on your head than your groin, had ended up with your penis in the first place. [continue]