You throw caution to the wind and reach out for the glorious headwear. Ignoring how it managed to end up on your extremities, and hoping they didn't do anything whilst they were wearing it, you remove the top hat and place it on yourself. You instantly feel much more gentlemanly, as if you were a brand new man from time past. You bask in the glory of the moment for a while longer, until you feel a tugging sensation. [continue]